God Visits the Patent Office

Once upon a time, many years ago, I worked for two patent attorneys at Union Carbide in Danbury, CT. During my two years there, I became familiar with the formality of patent jargon which led me to wonder what would have happened if God had had to apply for a patent before making humans. Here's the lighthearted result of my musings. Let me know what you think.

IF GOD HAD TO APPLY TO THE PATENT OFFICE

IN THE UNITED STATES PATENT AND TRADEMARK OFFICE

Hon. Commissioner of Patents and Trademarks

Washington, D.C. 20231

WOMAN

ABSTRACT

The present invention relates to the manufacture of a homo sapien of

the female genus.

PRIOR ART

The principal object of this invention is to provide an improvement over

the prior art which consists of U. S. Patent No.1, which teaches the

manufacture of a homo sapien of the male genus.

As can be seen by the accompanying drawings:

FIG. 1 is a side view of the present invention, showing a considerable

improvement in the overall lines, contours and curves of the No.1

invention.

FIG. 2 is a rear view.

FIG. 3 is a front view. It will be obvious to anyone skilled in the art that

considerable changes have been made over the prior art.

In addition, it should be noted that in the present invention, the

shoulders are narrower and the hips are wider than in the prior art,

allowing for a major improvement in that the invention possesses the

capability to contain within itself an exact duplication of itself, or of the

male genus of the prior art, albeit on a smaller scale. This capability

also affords the advantage for the shape of the instant invention to

increase or grow in size over a period of nine months.

It should be further noted that the present invention has one more rib

than the previous invention, thereby increasing the strength and

stability of same.

BEST MODE OF THE INVENTION

The best mode of the subject invention is to present an improvement

over U. S. Patent No.1; to provide a complement to the No.1 patent;

and to provide a means for reproducing itself, either in kind or similar to

the genus of the No.1 patent.

CLAIMS

What is claimed is:

1. A homo sapien of the female genus possessing reproductive

capabilities.

Applicant respectfully requests that this application be favorably considered,

allowed and passed to issue at an early date.

Respectfully submitted,

GOD